Merry Christmas, People.

Ghosts of Christmas Cards Past

Snowdown

Batman Smells

Royster

Here is the Royster

The cock of the walk

With a pearl for the girls

And a shell for the shock

Cowl

Here we have the Great Horned Cowl

Partly bovine, partly fowl

Fluffy feathers soft as silk

Udder filled with horrid milk

Peacockodile

The tail of the Peacockodile

Beguiles with style, but all the while

Distracts you from a hostile smile.

Orangaroo

Here's a rare Orangaroo

Jumping through the jungle.

Reaching for bananas, who

If she don't eat, her young'll.