Thursday, January 29, 2009

Horn Book Review for Are You a Horse

Hey everybody,


Horn Book has come out with the first review of Are You a Horse! I think it sounds pretty good! So long!


Roy is one confused cowpoke. His friends give him a saddle for his birthday, but he doesn’t know what it is. “Luckily, it came with instructions: 1. Find a horse 2. Enjoy the ride.” Except Roy doesn’t know what a horse is, either. Thus begins Roy’s cheery absurdist trek through the desert, trying to fulfill instruction number one by interviewing likely candidates à la P. D. Eastman’s Are You My Mother?. Engaging cartoon illustrations, rendered in a toasty warm palette, show that Roy looks the part of a born-and-bred buckaroo, with his ten-gallon hat, boots, and Texas-themed belt buckle. But his comic level of ignorance shines bright as the Western sun when he approaches his first interview subject, a rusty red wagon. “‘Are you a horse?’ he asked. ‘Nope, I’m an old wagon,’ said the wagon. ‘A horse is a living thing.’” A talking cactus, snake, crab, chameleon, and others all give him clues until he finally finds his steed and moves on to instruction number two in a hilarious closing scene that proves Roy’s equestrian education still has a ways to go.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Air and Simple Gifts

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This is actually a true story. The musicians couldn't see him, but as I watched the inauguration yesterday, I looked over during this performance and saw that Strad just happened to be "conducting" at that moment. Perhaps the ceremony filled him with a feeling of hope for the future. A future free of the threat of seabird attack. Perhaps the music touched him deeply. Or perhaps he was just waving his arms around for absolutely no reason at all. Who can tell? It's a crab, for crying out loud.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Monday, January 19, 2009

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

You're absolutely right!

It was a Stegosaurus. I thought at least one of you would think it was a flower. I sincerely apologize for that assumption.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Quick Quiz!

Hey everybody! Bet you can't tell what this is! Answer tomorrow.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Friday, January 9, 2009

More Agent Products!

The new Bookstore and Gift Shop at Rashworks.com are up and running! Check out all the great new books and Agent-themed gifts available! The shirt above, for example, offers the titillating (yet false) promise of imminent clothing disappearance! Who knew that Agent A to Agent Z could be so very sexy!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Most Expensive Andy Rash Product Ever

Depression got you down? Don't worry! Nothing solves a nasty recession like rampant conspicuous consumerism! Much like alcohol, it causes and solves all problems. So, to help inject a little do-re-mi into the stagnant economy, The Rashworks™ proudly presents the most expensive Andy Rash related item in history! This is the Official Agent A to Agent Z Flip MinoHD! 
Flip Video MinoHD puts the power of HD video in your pocket. MinoHD™ offers all the signature Flip Video features you love-- sleek design, simple user interface, flip-out USB arm, built-in editing and sharing software - plus stunningly crisp, clear HD-quality video. MinoHD: the world's smallest HD camcorder. Holds 60 minutes of HD-quality video on 4GB of built-in memory.
I know what you're thinking. This is a joke, right? Wrong! Try me. Click on this link. Agent A to Agent Z Store. Scroll down and buy it. Go ahead. Put in your credit card information and see if one of these things isn't delivered to your door! I dare you. I double-dog dare you!
Well? You gonna buy this thing or not? Tell you what: there's a non HD version available as well, cheapskate. You know, if you do buy this thing, there's a rather good chance that you'll own the only one in existence on Earth. That's pretty exciting, isn't it? Buy now!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Happy New Year!

Hey Everybody! Well, it's year two for the blog, and I'll admit I've been remiss in my duties of late. I got sucked into the world of Facebook, and there's only so much noodling on the internet I can fit in a day. But I'm back, and with big news! A Game Time activity book based on my book Agent A to Agent Z is available to order on Amazon.com! This book contains codes and mazes and tons of fun games and stuff. Also 2 pens and a Cloth! Kids love cloth. Order today!